You're just going to have to read it. I will warn you, the characters are graphic but they will serve their purpose later in the story. As of now, this is just the opening episode, the main arc is just tipped in within this episode. More focused on just introducing the crew as you'll see, are quite an odd bunch. Thanks for reading.
When an Italian-American deli owner learns his ancestral castle has been overtaken by an evil Frog King, he assembles a ragtag team—including his alien wife and genetically-modified cat-man friend—to reclaim his heritage and uncover a hidden treasure.
This is the story of 2 douche bag reality TV producers who have big dreams, and will stop at nothing to achieve them, no matter who they cross, anger or embarrass along the way.
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